Dear Ms. Portman April 25, 2013 04/25/13

Dear Natalie Portman:

This is my last chance to discuss sex with the wider world and I want to use this chance to talk to you. Ms. Portman, you’re an intelligent, articulate, beautiful woman. A single glance from you strikes me with the full force of Thor’s Mjolnir!

About June 20, 1991 06/20/91

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